One of Bowpi’s latest nicknames is the “Iron Donut.”

23 October 2012 Iron donut

She earned this name from being utterly immobile due to an inexplicable increase in mass density when curled up in sleep. We’re lucky she doesn’t snark when awoken, since she loves sleeping right on top of or tightly sandwiched in between people. If she’s on a blanket, you can lift the entire thing and move her aside with no complaint (except perhaps an exasperated sigh), and she’ll barely shift or uncoil.

23 October 2012 What.

Bowpi may harbor the ability to manipulate the laws of physics… but luckily for us all, she just doesn’t care enough to use it for evil.